MILF, the often used abbreviation for Mother’s I’d Like to Fuck, is a recognized abbreviation. I love Milf women for so many sex-related reasons, not the least of which is their sex experience and heat of sexual enjoyment. Yes, some of my unmarried groupie girls and wives of swinging couples I meat with (oops! I should have spelled that as “meet”) are mothers, and gosh do I like to fuck them! My guess is that a lot of women like being thought of as MILF. Now, having listed that term, here are some other terms that I sense might also someday catch on and become accepted sex terms:Milf = Mothers/Men/Masseuses/Midgets/etc

Bilf = Babes/Babysitters/Blacks/Bitches/Bisexuals/Boobs/Butts/etc

Cilf = Coeds/Cocks/Cousins/Couples/Cross-dressers/Cowboys/etc

Dilf = Dads/Dates/Dicks/Dudes/Dildos/etc

Filf = Fathers/Fluffers/etc

Gilf = Gays/Girls/Guys/Grannies/Girlfriends/etc

Hilf = Hispanics/Hookers/etc

Nilf = Nurses/etc

Silf = Strippers/Sisters/Shemales/Swingers/Sluts/Streetwalkers/etc

Tilf = Teens/Teachers/Trannys/Transvestites/Toes/Tits/Twinks/etc

Vilf = Virgins/etc

Wilf = Women/whores

I think I’ll breakout a six-pack at the beach tomorrow and see if I can come
up with any other significant inclusions for the above list.

Speaking of the beach, the San Diego beaches are filled with Milf, Cilf,
Wilf, et. al. lately. It’s a delight to do my daily four to six mile jog/walk there, especially this time of the year when the female fashions are so skimpy and sexually arousing. There are some very healthy-looking and sexy women on
the boardwalk, the sand, and in the nearby restaurants and bars. Candidly, they are also a bit of a distraction for roller-bladders, skate-boarders, bicyclists, and drivers who become safety hazards turning their necks to try and see all the sexy females.

Ok, it’s summertime and I’m going to make this month’s column short so that I can instead baby sit for my grandchildren this afternoon (the playground, and a trip to their favorite ice cream place is on the agenda).

Please enjoy YOUR summer, YOUR family, YOUR life, YOUR freedom, and YOURselves.