LOS ANGELES, CA — Poor Carrie Prejean. All she ever wanted to do was wear stylish clothing while flashing her toothy smile and heaving her pageant-bought boobs and spreading whatever message she hoped to spread while serving as Miss California USA. Due to the revelation that she had posed for tasteful nude photos prior to the contest but lied about them before, during and after it, far more people know her views on gay and “opposite” marriage than watched her short-lived triumph at this year’s pageant.

Having been relieved of her crown on June 10th by Donald Trump, a man famous for shouting “You’re fired,” Prejean is now faced with the dilemma of what to do with her life.

With supporters including media hungry and multiply fecund vice-presidential wannabe Sarah Palin and other opponents of equal rights for gay Americans, Prejean is not without friends. But job offers?

Although the bottle blonde has insisted that she shunned an opportunity to pose for venerable gentleman’s magazine in decline Playboy, the dirty minds behind Hustler Video are hoping they can lure Prejean with the offer of a cool half million.

According to mainstream gossip site TMZ.com, Prejean was offered a chance to pay erotic homage to her hero Palin by appearing in the latest spoof of the Alaskan governor’s obvious sexual charm. Although there’s no word about her response, the proposed video project is reported to be titled You’re Nailin’ Palin and will follow the popular Who’s Nailin’ Palin.

Apparently, director of operations, Roger Krypton, sent Prejean’s attorney the offer on June 12th, assuring him that Prejean could wear her crown during a girl/girl scene with Lisa Ann as she reprised her role as the most media-saturated GOP vixen to hit the scene.

Given Prejean’s highly public condemnation of same-sex marriage, the chances of her demonstrating an affection for same-sex sex seems unlikely, although America’s pageant-loving populace may wish otherwise.

Fortunately, the unlikely-to-be-a-virgin in spite of her allegedly devout conservative Christian beliefs would not be forced into an exclusively Sapphic situation, Krypton is said to have assured. The letter is said to include an assurance that Prejean will have the “opportunity to enjoy some opposite sex as well.”

Word has it that Playboy’s Hugh Hefner hasn’t given up his dream of seeing Prejean naked on the pages of his magazine. After unsuccessfully offered her nearly $150,000 to pose, Hefner told Access Hollywood that if she changes her mind, he won’t turn her away, although she’d “definitely need to do more than show up.”