FleshDrive Offers ‘Snooki’ Spokesmodel Job
YNOT – FleshDrive, which markets hardcore porn on USB drives, has offered Jersey Shore’s feisty, diminutive “guidette” the opportunity to conquer a new venue: adult entertainment. According to a letter sent to her agent Sept. 23, FleshDrive wants Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 22, to perform a non-sexual role as the “face” of the company.“Our company image is that we pack a big punch in a little package,” Vice President of Sales Michael Gruosso wrote in the letter. “Who better to endorse our product than the woman who does exactly that? We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes, and that is why her tiny figure and incredible attitude will fit perfectly within the FleshDrive world. By merging Snooki with the FleshDrive, we know Snooki will make a great amount of money by doing very little.”
According to the letter, the deal would be worth $100,000 over three years. During the contract period, Polizzi would film three FleshDrive commercials and attend three unspecified “shows” a year to promote the technology.
Polizzi is the third cast member to receive a proposal from an adult company, though hers is the first that would allow its subject to remain clothed. Jenni “JWoww” Farley reportedly received an offer of as much as $400,000 to appear partially dressed or nude on Playboy’s pages, and Vinny Guadagnino reportedly has been asked to appear in Playgirl in exchange for $30,000.
Polizzi’s agent declined to comment about the FleshDrive offer.