CHATSWORTH, Calif. – When it comes to braggadocio, no one beats serial entrepreneur, reality-TV personality and all-around loudmouth Donald Trump.
Now, thanks to Pipedream, a parody of The Donald’s infamous mouth can be put to good use.
Donald Chump is the latest addition to the manufacturer’s political gag gifts. Pipedream calls the inflatable love doll “a real American douchebag” and advises consumers, “He screwed up politics; now you can screw him back!”
“Our political gags are continuous best-sellers,” said Pipedream Senior Sales Executive Briana Honz. “With the elections heating up, our customers will only benefit from the onslaught of attention Chump is sure to offer.”
According to Pipedream Chief Executive Officer Nick Orlandino, the potential for Chump-related jokes is endless.
“Chump turned politics into a coarse and vulgar joke, and that’s our wheelhouse,” Orlandino said. “I’m a huge political junkie, and this whole Donald Trump reality show is honestly must-see TV. It inspired me to create my latest parody, the Donald Chump Love Doll, and I can’t even write enough jokes to fill the packaging.
“I hope everyone enjoys this product as much as I have,” he added. “My team and I are still laughing!”
Retailers are encouraged to create a Presidential profit center in their stores with Donald Chump by featuring other Pipedream political gag gifts including the Blow-Up Barack Presidential Love Doll, Beatin’ Barack Wind-Up, Wind-Up Wackin’ Willy, Horny Hillary Love Doll and Wind-Up, and the Republican Front Runner Wind-Up.
