SANTA MONICA, CA — Russian porn star Anna Morgan is taking to capitalism like, well, like pigment takes to skin when repeatedly administered via a rapidly oscillating group of needles moving between 80 – 150 times per second. Fattening 19-year-old rising star Morgan’s clutch purse and ornamenting her impressive rack will be the MyMMOShop.com logo and URL.
According to a company press release, the World of Wonder virtual currency selling website determined that Morgan’s popular and all-natural DD breasts would make the perfect billboard “given the number of films porn stars tend to make in a year’s time.” MyMMOShop.com estimates that Morgan’s boobs will earn the company “many thousands of” views it would otherwise not have had.
Morgan has promised not to change the tattooed logo for at least two years.
While some may prefer to assume that online game players have zero sex life, the MyMMOShop.com press release assures that “the link between porn, the internet and online gaming is as strong as the pairing of peanut butter and jelly, making it an excellent fit.”
In addition to sporting company logos on her breasts, Morgan is said to enjoy tennis, hockey and – unsurprisingly – computer games. Hopefully Top Studios in Los Angeles, with whom she recently signed a multi-year contract, will learn to love the new logo.
“A female porn star can easily appear in 50 – 100 films per year,” MyMMOShop.com’s media representative Hunter Crowell opines in the press release, “so this gives MyMMOShop.com a lot of exposure for years to come.”
June 15th is the big day for Morgan, who is set to visit Soul Tattoo Shop for the body canvas application of the MyMMOShop.com logo.
MyMMOShop.com carries virtual currency for games including WoW Gold, Warhammer Online Gold, Age of Conan Gold, EverQuest Platinum, Lineage 2 Adena, Vanguard Saga of Heroes Gold, EverQuest II Platinum and Final Fantasy XI Gil.
