GERMANY — It’s true. Staying in a hotel can be tedious business. One German traveler found it so unbearable that he took to the phone line for an escape. More than a day’s worth of escape – all of it spent talking dirty.Known only to the press as Anthony M., the hotel guest’s 27 hour phone sex marathon managed to run up an impressive bill that he, unsurprisingly found himself unable to pay.

With more than $10,000 in premium hotline charges on his bill, police believe that the 22-year-old Leverskusen man is the same one wanted in Hannover for “forgetting” to pay his hotel bill there.

The absent-minded lodging dodger spoke with Bild and explained his predicament by saying, “I was sitting in my hotel at night and suddenly became horny, so I called a sex hotline. I did not keep track of time, it was like a movie. I just kept going.”

In fact, Anthony M. went for so long that he needed to rub salve on his tortured penis.

“They said I have good stamina,” the young man observed, referring to hotel staff who came knocking as they saw the phone bill’s numbers climb beyond three consecutive work shifts.

Shortly after, the police arrived. Subsequent tests revealed that the insatiable chatterbox was no meth and hash.

His attorney, Burkhard Benecken, has no sympathy for the hotel. “They hotel exhibited substantial negligence,” he insists. “If you do not limit guests from accessing high-cost sex hotlines, then you are being careless and should be responsible for any damages.”