ENGLAND — Have you ever wondered what the hell the guy in front of you was thinking when he did whatever invariably stupid thing he did while menacing the road with his automobile? Chances are good he was thinking about sex.British insurance company More Than found that more a million of the nation’s drivers are not thinking about the road, the cars, or the pedestrians in their proximity. No, they’re thinking about just nearly anything else, but mostly sex.

When motorists aren’t obsessing about what they’ve had or what they wish they could have carnally, they fret about their jobs and their families, the insurer’s recent study found.

According to the survey, which should come as a shock to no one, one in every five drivers who’ll admit to it spent less than 75-percent of their time paying attention to their driving. Of those, about 1.2 million are thinking x-rated thoughts, while 3.2 million are stewing over something related to work, and another 2 million can’t get their family off of their minds.

More than 4.497 adults participated in the June survey, carried out by Sky Living, which also uncovered that drivers hate tailgaters, lane pigs, speeders, those who putter along, and those who cut in.