NEW FRANKEN, WI — When long-time church organist and choir director Linette Servais learned that she had survived her bout with cancer, she was glad to be alive, although disappointed to realize that her sexuality had been damaged by the disease. Determined to help other,...

TAMPA, FL — Max Hardcore has had his dick, hands, and bendy straws up a lot of women’s asses during the 17 years of his pornographically professional life. Now the Department of Justice is looking to return the favor, via the filing of long-anticipated obscenity charges in...

SAN RAFAEL, CA — Just as National Masturbation Month comes to a shuddering conclusion, the fine folks at YanksCash welcome a new affiliate/sales manager to their self-loving ranks.A press release distributed by the company announces Angel Joyce as the new traffic and...

SAULT STE. MARIE, MI — Jim Jacobson probably thinks he speaks for the entire Sault Ste. Marie citizenry when he effuses that “I think everyone will be pleased and surprised” by the plans his church group has for a historic building it plans to purchase. Chances are good...

NASHVILLE, TN — Now ex-Tennessee Highway Patrolman James Randy Moss likely made himself a number of mental “notes to self” after learning that he had been dismissed from his position as a state trooper. Chief among those is likely a reminder not to record himself in the act...

AUSTRALIA — Australians seeking a more personal and entertaining way to keep their vehicles clean during the country’s water shortage can draw a collective sigh of relief, now that the Brisbane City Council has failed in its attempt to shut down the Bubbles ‘n’ Babes car...

AUSTRALIA — Dirty cars washed dirt cheap at the Bubbles ‘n’ Babes car wash will be a thing if the past if the Brisbane City Council has its way with the business, which employees nude car wash attendants.According to Warren Armstrong, owner of Bubbles ‘n’ Babes, the council...

CUPERTINO, CA — Apple may create some of the sexiest computers and tech gadgets on the market, but it’s certainly suspicious of anything overtly erotic that might even possibly be interpreted as a product of its designers imaginations – and it seems to believe it has a...

NASHVILLE, TN — In a move that tax activists might call pork barrel political pandering at its most obvious and un-kosher, all 31 present members of the Tennessee Legislature voted to support the doomed SB0014, otherwise known as the Girls Gone Wild bill.Sponsored by...

CYBERSPACE — Every celebrity has his or her detractors as well as fans and the President of the United States – now and at any other point throughout history – is no different. But with billions of dollars being freshly authorized to continue the enormously bloody and...