MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Corporate conglomerate Target has decided to match competitor Wal-Mart’s new, slashed price on one of the most-commonly prescribed birth control pills available in pharmacies.Target will be offering the generic of Ortho-Cyclen and Ortho-Tricyclen —...

ELYRIA, OH — As the once upon a time named Diamond Men’s Club West has learned, a strip club by any other name will still piss some people off. Although the establishment changed its name to Club 57, it’s still in trouble.According to the Chronicle-Telegram, the embattled...

WASHINGTON, DC — Checking the contents of employee laptops is becoming an increasingly popular way for companies to learn their workers’ deepest, darkest secrets – and then fire them. It’s not just the private sector using this winnowing technique, however. The U.S....

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — According to a study conducted by a psychologist from the University of New Mexico, ovulation equals money in the garter for strippers.Researchers worked with the dancers performing in various Albuquerque, NM clubs and calculated the tips the girls made...

LONDON — Given the number of Halloween oriented costumes that involve a sexy young woman, a bodysuit, a short skirt, a fluffy tail, and a set of fuzzy rabbit ears, it’s a little difficult to understand what all the fuss is about – but Playboy has puts its rabbit feet down...

Other than being a niche (older guy—younger porn actresses), getting older is a pain. The hair that formerly was on my head now seems to grow mainly in-and-on my ears and in my nose. Every time I get out of my car after driving back from my almost daily four to six mile sorta...

Porn’s most dedicated performer, director, and pervert finally finds a true home.Porn fans and industry insiders know that when it comes to quality hardcore filth JM Productions simply does it better than anyone else around. Porn aficionados also know that when JM takes on...

CYBERSPACE — Employers are aware now more than ever of the amount of time that some of their workers are flushing away on adult websites. Studies show that over 70-percent of porn is downloaded during working hours – 9:00am to 5:00pm — which has companies ready to...

LOS ANGELES, CA — With 4 million Botox injections given in 2006 to a million people hoping to look wrinkle-free, according to the American Society Of Plastic Surgeons, the Botox flubs that are happening seem almost inevitable.Botox is not exclusive to those with...

WASHINGTON, DC — Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Not just some of America’s favorite words, but also the seven that may well have made professional wit, George Carlin, the most famous. Today the list is a charming reminder of more innocent days,...