Feds Want to Kill the Fourth Amendment
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A disastrous terrorist attack on the internet is imminent, and the only way to prevent it is...
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Playboy Games Moving to Cells
BOSTON, MA -- Game-design firm THQ has licensed the Playboy name for a line of branded mobile games.The multi-year deal...
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SINGAPORE -- When Singapore Airlines’ new Airbus 380 passenger airliner rotated off the tarmac for its maiden voyage, it was...
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NEW YORK, NY -- Here we go again: The mainstream media is beating the drum about porn on cell phones....
Read moreDetailsMainstream Reporter Bravely Fingers Potential Sex Toy Retailer
JACKSON, MS -- The citizens of Jackson, MS probably didn’t even realize that their moral health and safety was once...
Read moreDetailsThe Day the FTC Saved Ethernet from a Patent Troll
WASHINGTON, DC -- America is an unusual country. As the government assured citizens after the New York City terrorist attack...
Read moreDetailsICANN Resolves to Curtail “Domain Tasting”
MARINA DEL REY, CA -- Apparently fazed by the recent outcry over Network Solutions Inc. “front-running” domain names, the Internet...
Read moreDetailsNational Serviceman’s Elevator Bikini Exhibitionism Poorly Received
SINGAPORE -- It’s hard to know what 21-year-old Tan Wen Zhong was thinking when he got onto the elevator bright...
Read moreDetailsXXX University Opens Enrollment to Combat Piracy
CANOGA PARK, CA -- It’s not reading, ‘riting, or ‘rithmitic that students of XXX University will be studying – and...
Read moreDetailsSwiss Company Warned About Anti-Piracy Activities
BERN, SWITZERLAND -- A Swiss company that uncovers the identities of file-traders by tracking their IP addresses has been warned...
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