Insecure in the Homeland
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The pursuit of homeland security is making more than a few Americans feel insecure, at least at...
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Screw Valentine’s Day: It’s White Ribbon Against Porn Month!
SPRINGFIELD, UT -- Break out the full-sized porn star displays! Fluff the inventory! Boost the advertising budget! Give the staff...
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MILFORD, PA -- True to their word, Milford Township officials have begun the process of evaluating whether a gentlemen’s cabaret...
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CLEVELAND, OH -- Although women are often accused of talking too much – especially on the telephone – it looks...
Read moreDetailsTurkish Cyber Moralists Temporarily Commandeer RedTube.com
CYBERSPACE -- While the Department of Homeland Security uses the specter of Middle Eastern cyber terrorism as one of many...
Read moreDetailsNo One in the Media Can Count
DUBAI -- The number of cuts in undersea communications cables within the past two weeks is five, not four, according...
Read moreDetailsIsrael’s Sextival Heats Up the Holy Land
TEL AVIV -- The first sex festival to occur in Israel began February 5th, and reports emanating from the country...
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TEL AVIV -- In a bid to attract ultra-Orthodox customers, Israel’s dominant telecommunications company on Sunday launched a service that...
Read moreDetailsAmerica’s Most Lustful Cities Are Not Where You’d Expect
USA -- With Valentine’s Day, America’s most romantically stressful and entirely commercially-created holiday looming on the horizon, citizens may be...
Read moreDetailsCommunications Infrastructure is the Weakest Link
NEW DELHI -- Four undersea communications cables have been severed in the past week, calling into question the stability of...
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