KINOKAWA CITY , JAPAN — A Japanese civil servant was suspended from his job for three months and demoted after officials discovered he spent nearly as much time surfing pornographic websites as working, his supervisor said.The unnamed 57-year-old man, an official in the...

Let’s cut to the chase, shall we? You are not where you want to be financially. You see other businesses pass you by and make money while you fight to make ends meet and appear strong and steady to your peers. Despite your best efforts it seems like everybody is making...

JAMAICA PLAINS, MA — Porn gets blamed for a litany of real and imagined sins. On April 23rd, it was blamed for the unprovoked stabbings of an innocent man by his enraged and disapproving girlfriend. Instead of blaming 21-year-old Claribel Peralta’s violent outburst on poor...

ATHENS — There will be no U-Haul trucks pulling up in front of apartments on the Mediterranean island of Lesbos helping lesbians and Lesbians live together in pussy licking harmony. Instead, they’ll be meeting in a court of law, because the Lesbian inhabitants of the Aegean...

WASHINGTON, DC — Since its birth, people worldwide have viewed the internet as a convenient, democratizing, infinitely useful mode of communication and entertainment.Not so the FBI, evidently. J. Edgar Hoover’s children see threats everywhere, and in the internet they...

WASHINGTON, DC — Despite criticism from the Department of Justice, a House of Representatives committee yesterday approved a bill that would stiffen penalties for copyright violations and create a Cabinet-level “intellectual property czar.”The Justice Department objects to...

SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Never let it be said Patrick Trueman missed an opportunity to proselytize.Trueman, formerly the chief of the Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section in the Criminal Division of the Department of Justice, now works as an attorney for the Alliance Defense...

MADISON, WI — Students at the University of Wisconsin Law School are not at all pleased the administration abruptly cancelled a planned event to promote safe and healthy sex. They’re calling the April 23rd cancellation a violation of their First Amendment rights.Planned...

ONTARIO, CANADA — First they came for the porn sites. Then they came for the kinky leather goods sites. Then it was any site that concerned sexuality. Now it’s time for the nudists. Who is the latest “they?” Why, PayPal, of course. According to an article on the National...

FRANKFORT, KY — In 1955, religious activists successfully convinced the United States Congress to replace the inspirational phrase “E Pluribus Unum” (“from many, one”) with “In God We Trust” on all domestic currency as a Cold War statement against Communism. The next year,...