MONTREAL – Germany may have taken top honors during the recent World Cup international soccer competition, but the staff at internet payment service provider Epoch isn’t quite ready to throw in the towel.
Consequently, the never-say-die folks at Epoch have scheduled a post-finals, honest-to-God final final to determine the true world champion … at least in the adult entertainment industry.
From 4-6 p.m. Aug. 15, during the international trade show Qwebec Expo, fans and players alike will witness pulse-pounding action as Team Epoch vs. Team the World in the futbol match to end all futbol matches.
Harmik G., Epoch’s head of sales and organizer of the epic Epoch match, scoffs at the very suggestion his team might do anything except trounce the competition.
“Epoch merchants have long enjoyed and benefitted from an ever-increasing number of local and regional payment solutions and the world’s most accepted payment brands,” he told YNOT.com. “Given that soccer is truly a global sport, we feel that putting on this event is very fitting.
“The only difference here is that with Epoch, everyone wins,” he added with a sly grin. “With this match, there will be winners and there will be losers.”
He also warned things could get ugly on the field: Male industry insiders wearing skimpy shorts is a significant possibility. Add that to the out-of-their-element and in-over-their-heads factors, and… Well, let’s just say the faint of heart and the weak of stomach may want to bring blindfolds.
A complimentary shuttle to Centre Père-Marquette will leave Qwebec Expo headquarters at the Marriott Chateau Champlain at 3:15 p.m. sharp. Field and goals, shirts and balls — and the essential (especially for the losers) fortifying beverages — will be provided by Epoch. Players must bring only appropriate footwear, the aforementioned skimpy shorts, and whatever game they can muster.
“The match will be friendly, but spectacular drives are welcome,” Harmik G. said, adding that zealous taunting of Americans who insist on calling the sport “soccer” will not be considered grounds for red-carding.
Epoch also plans to host futbol matches during The European Summit in Prague and Webmaster Access in Amsterdam.
Serving the adult online industry since 1997, Epoch is known for offering “the most streamlined international billing solutions available,” according to Harmik G. More information about the company is on its website, Epoch.com.
