In the spirit of the holidays, AltErotic’s brightest stars are sharing their favorite seasonal traditions that make the days – and nights – worth celebrating.
Misha Montana, the company’s Chief Brand Officer and leading performer who is basking in the awards season glow of two 2022 XBIZ nominations in celebration of her reality docu-feature showcase, InkedXXXploitation of Misha Montana, is singing the praises of classic Christmas festivities this year.
“My favorite Christmas tradition is leaving out cookies for Santa; over the years, I’ve adapted my strategy to entice him and I now leave out whiskey bottles, marijuana edible cookies, condoms and lines of sugar with a straw. This year I’ll leave out some of my DVDs. I know that Santa is stressed, so I want to make sure he’s taken care of.
“I’m really looking forward to Christmas dinner, because half of the family that knows I do porn won’t be there – we don’t like them anyway – and the other half is about to find out. I will be drinking spiked eggnog and enjoying the entire show. I am also looking forward to the mass amount of coal I’ll be getting as gifts because I’ve been a very naughty girl this year.”
Evilyn Ink mused that “XXXmas would be beyond dirty; I would wear my favorite outfit, my red string bikini and cute little elf hat, for Santa and his little helpers. I would beg to sit on Santa’s lap even though I know I’m on the naughty list.
“My Christmas plans are to be somewhere warm for Christmas. I know a lot of people love a cold snowy Christmas… NOT ME, I want a warm California Christmas! I plan to be In San Diego chilling by the beach with my feet in the sand, then I can go home and unwrap my presents. I hope Santa brings me lots of dildos, whips, gags and butt plugs. Being on the naughty list isn’t really that bad!”
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