GRAND FALLS, Va. – When you think of potentially harmful items you can consume at Starbucks and McDonald’s, what are the first things that come to mind? Massive lattes packed with empty calories? Fried lumps of (alleged) chicken with curiously uniform shapes and sizes?...

BURBANK, Calif. – While the idea might send J.R.R. Tolkien’s corpse into a spin, I like Orlando Bloom’s idea for an Elven porn spinoff of The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings series – but only if it’s done right. And by “done right,” I don’t mean done in the usual style of modern...

By Kris Kringle Special Contributor

LOS ANGELES – “The whole thing about this is that the public is not getting the truth about this. This is not protecting actors from disease. What it is…it’s an orchestrated effort to try to shut down the adult industry, and this is the way they’re doing it.”...

LOS ANGELES – Ostensibly, David Horsey’s “Top of the Ticket” column in the L.A. Times is a place for political commentary. A quick perusal of his recent subjects suggests Horsey likes meaty, controversial topics and sweeping, categorical conclusions. A couple of his most recent...

WASHINGTON – Deep within the Consolidated and Further Continuing Appropriations Act, Congress’ statutory instrument to prevent a shutdown of the federal government, there’s a gem of legislative wisdom designed to prevent your tax dollars from being spent on an unconscionable...

WASHINGTON – If you felt a little tug at your porn-stained soul on Tuesday morning, it’s because droves of America’s concerned Christians were praying for your redemption. (Sure, you’re a filthy, lecherous, porn-addicted internet creep, but this doesn’t mean Jesus doesn’t love...

NEW YORK – Most of the time when you read about an ex-porn star’s past being discovered by their new, non-porn employer, the article will include something about the ex-porn star in question losing his or her new job or suing for reinstatement to a job already lost. As such, it’s...

CHATSWORTH, Calif. – In an announcement sure to elicit fierce yawns and aggressively ambivalent shoulder shrugs throughout the porn-viewing world, AVN revealed a certain washed-up former reality-TV cast member is still doing porn. “Many predicted she would fade from porn stardom...

MONTREAL – Gizmodo and other media outlets believes Pornhub is correct to assert Kim Kardashian’s much-ballyhooed sex tape is now “the No. 1 porn video of all time” in terms of viewership. There’s only one problem with the impressive claim to porn fame: Pornhub has no way to know...