SHAWNEE, Okla. – A new study published in the January edition of the Archives of Wildly Speculative Thought has found that reading the Bible, and in particular the Epistles of Paul, is driving American men to “voluminous aggregate porn consumption” and “chronic, penis-chafing...

By Arturo Chulovista Special to YNOT BAHIA LA CHOLLA, México – Hola, my porn-making amigos del Norte! My name is Arturo Chulovista, and I’m the Unofficial Mayor of Bahía la Cholla, México – or as I like to call it, the future capital of the adult entertainment industry.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” When what you’re trying to do is download porn at work, however, and you work at the Pentagon, it might be best to stop trying right around attempt number 12,000.

LOS ANGELES – In yet another bid to attract attention for his brand, a porn executive has pulled a publicity stunt in shockingly poor taste, someone in the studio’s public relations department was forced to announce. Capitalizing on the swirl of viral-marketing-friendly...

PORN VALLEY, USA – Like so many years before it, 2014 was a year in which a lot of stuff happened. A lot of it was stupid and inconsequential stuff, like Congressional elections, but some was important and legitimately newsworthy, like the release of new pleasure product lines...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In defending the adult industry from its many vocal critics, public relations people, lawyers and marketers often sound a familiar refrain along these lines: “Everything we do depicts consenting adults.” Damn straight and fucking-a right.

By Abigail Cuthbert Guest Editorial

SUFFOLK COUNTY, N.Y. – As a general rule, it’s not such a swell thing to be both a New York politician and someone featured in a New York Post article tagged with keywords that include “Twitter,” “Belle Knox” and “Insert Your Name Here.” If you happen to be a New York politician...

GRAND FALLS, Va. – When you think of potentially harmful items you can consume at Starbucks and McDonald’s, what are the first things that come to mind? Massive lattes packed with empty calories? Fried lumps of (alleged) chicken with curiously uniform shapes and sizes?...

BURBANK, Calif. – While the idea might send J.R.R. Tolkien’s corpse into a spin, I like Orlando Bloom’s idea for an Elven porn spinoff of The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings series – but only if it’s done right. And by “done right,” I don’t mean done in the usual style of modern...