Opinions

GIZA, Egypt – The Egyptian Ministry of Determining Cultural Offensiveness has completed its review of a partially-nude photograph recently taken near the Pyramid of Khufu, terming...

By Fred Nougat Special to YNOT NEWKIRK, Mich. – I’m God-fearing American, bow-hunting enthusiast, kickass rock n’ roll guitarist and all-around world champion badass who now...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – “Who am I to judge?” is a common rhetorical question, especially among spineless ninnies who refuse to take a firm stand on questions...

NEW YORK CITY – As a small child, I had no idea how many people were out there tirelessly looking out for my best interests. This...

ISTANBUL – Whether you’re a business traveler, a tourist, a member of the armed services or an international fugitive, if you also happen to be a...

LOS ANGELES – One of the more common claims porn critics make is that porn consumption is ruining the sex lives of young male consumers. It...

VAN NUYS, Calif. – Following weeks of denial, male porn star Edmond Cetera has admitted he was indeed a place kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs...

MORA, Minn. – Long before he semi-retired from allegedly attempting the practice of intellectual property law, attorney Jack Titanium-Nickelloy had established himself as a controversial figure...

SACRAMENTO, Calif. – Much has been said and written about a recently proposed voter referendum initiative in California called the “Sodomite Suppression Act.” The measure has...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT SAVANNAH, Ga. – At a time when everybody from the Pope to the President of the United States has started...