They uhhh….found a way…for them to make this? From the creators of hit porn parodies Porno Things: A Stranger Parody, Squirt Game, and The Matrixxx: Riserections comes the porn parody of the internet’s favorite daddy/actor of all time, Jeff Goldblum, with “JEFFRASSIC PORN: A NERDS OF PORN THEME PARK” from Nerds of Porn in association with Penny City LLC.

Jeffrassic Porn: A Nerds of Porn Theme Park premieres Friday, June 17th exclusively on NerdsofPorn.com then on adult VOD a week later on June 24th.

On the planet of Sukhaard, the ruler known as the Cockmaster creates a theme park inspired by his favorite actor Jeff Goldblum, where he has kidnapped multiple Goldblum characters throughout universes for his viewing pleasure.  It’s up to a “paleobuttnist” and a space “whorerrior” to get the Goldblums off of the planet and returned home.

  Jeffrassic Porn: A Nerds of Porn Theme Park is directed by Penny Petalz, co-written by Penny Petalz, Nikki Sequoia, Aphrodite Adams, and Adam Christopher, co-produced by Nerds of Porn and Penny City LLC, and stars Aphrodite Adams, Dahlia Von Knight, Nikki Zee, and Adam Christopher as 8 different and famous Jeff Goldblum characters.

Hold onto your butts and “Welcum to Jeffrassic Porn!”

You can watch the SFW trailer of Jeffrassic Porn at: Youtube.

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