Have you always wanted to show off your booty in a way that makes your inner pirate scream with pleasure? Do you have an affinity for plundering your depths for buried treasure? If you answered YES! to either of these questions then the latest announcement from TSX Toys might just get you more exited than a naked scallywag in a rum factory.
Feast your eyes on the new Pirate of the Crackabunghole anal plug, and consider the conversation opportunities this baby will create for your social life.
“The top end has a bust of Buttbeard himself, a true scallywag, and procurer of booty,” the com
pany explained. “The plug portion has a drawing of the good ship Buttsecks, Buttbeard’s personal galleon.”
This little beauty measures a full 7.75 inches long, with 4.5 inches if insertable plank and 4.25 inches of circumference.
If you really want to make an impression with your friends, sail the Pirate of the Crackabunghole into her berth and snap a few pictures for social media sharing purposes. Your friends will never forget you.
For more information, visit http://tsxtoys.com/. Oh, and Harrr!
