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09:52 PM EST, Wednesday Jan 27, 2010
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Attention Palinistas!!!!!! |
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(First a quick question: why can't we get blinking letters in the Topic Name to highlight really important posts--like this one?)
It's been a great week for Palin lovers such as myself. Bristol (who is becoming kind of a low-class, trailer trash version of Britney Spears) has been in the news not once, but twice in the past several days.
First, we learn that Bristol is suing her Baby Daddy for child support. Specifically, she wants $1,750 per month ($21,000 per year), based on Levi's income of over $105,000 last year. I know how child support works, but, merciful heavens, what are the chances that he will ever again in his life actually make $21,000 in a year, much less be able to pay that in child support?
Of course, as the esteemed The Vancouver Sun delicately put it, "Butler [Levi's attorney] told TMZ that Bristol's not hurting for dead presidents, since she's cruising the tundra in a $60,000 Cadillac Escalade, allegedly bought for her by granny Sarah." (Just a side note, why would a Canadian newspaper refer to money as "dead presidents"? How do Canadians refer to their own money--"living Queens"?)
Second (and more deliciously), Bristol has forsworn sex until she gets married! Yes! On the one hand, she didn't indicate if by "sex" she meant only vaginal sex, leaving her free to indulge in oral and anal sex (which is the dodge used by most abstinence types--or so I am told). Nor did she indicate if by "sex" she meant only sex with another person, leaving her free to indulge in spanking the monkey (or whatever the slang term is for female masturbation, which, to be honest, I'm not sure that I've ever heard).
HOWEVER, and on the other hand, she actually reaffirmed her vow ON TELEVISION to no less a personage than OPRAH!!!! (And as we all know, if it's not true, you can't say it on TV.) In fact, according to ABC News, the following exchange took place:
| Quote: | Bristol gave short answers to Winfrey's queries, saying, "No, I don't," to a question about whether she felt she was setting herself up to fail at keeping her abstinence pledge.
"I'm just wondering if that's a realistic goal," said Winfrey.
"It's a realistic goal for myself," replied Bristol.
Winfrey told Bristol she was "going to give you a chance to retract or ease that statement if you wanted to and not say categorically, 'I'll never have sex until I'm married.' But if you want to hold to that, may the powers be with you. So you're going to hold to that?"
But before Bristol could answer, Sarah Palin asked a surprising follow-up question.
"Does that mean you're going to marry pretty young?"
Bristol mumbled a response: "I don't know, Mom." |
Could it possibly get any better that that?
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Brief interlude while I clean the splooge off my keyboard. Yeah, I know, TMI.
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I mean, how can anyone top it? The exciting part is that I'm sure that they will.
Stay tuned, fellow Palinistas!
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10:51 AM EST, Thursday Jan 28, 2010
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OMG you are killin me here U.G. Thanks for the morning laughs to kick start my day.
And it actually could get better than that... A Bristol Palin gang bang tape would be nice...
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06:06 PM EST, Sunday Jan 31, 2010
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ROFLMAO
Sarah Palin = doorknob
Bristol Palin = tailer trash 
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02:51 PM EST, Wednesday Feb 03, 2010
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| UncleGordie wrote: |
It's been a great week for Palin lovers such as myself. Bristol (who is becoming kind of a low-class, trailer trash version of Britney Spears) has been in the news not once, but twice in the past several days.
I mean, how can anyone top it? The exciting part is that I'm sure that they will.
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At least Britney has an excuse...she's a Hollywood superstar, and mega divas of her ilk need at least one good scandal and a public meltdown every once in a while to get back in the news when the CD and the concert ticket sales start to slide. Britney's PR stunt worked. I've heard that she's back, and that the kids are buying her stuff again.
To be fair, Bristol comes from trashy parents but she's not quite as trashy or as low-class as Britney. Maybe she's a little bitter that Levi knocked her up and then bolted when Sarah and Todd tried to pressure him into a shotgun wedding. I think thats where this abstinence stuff is coming from. She'll get over it soon enough...as soon as she gets fed up with Sarah's self-righteousness bullshit and decides moves on with her life.
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07:50 PM EST, Wednesday Feb 03, 2010
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I saw a picture of Britney recently. Milf-hips can look awfully good on a milf, but should not be seen on a 20-something. Yuck. 
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