• May 21st, 2015
    Business News
    content/attachments/23951-redcouch-jpg.html CANOGA PARK, Calif. – In a new wrinkle on what appears to be an ongoing and disturbing trend, a homeowner in the posh Canoga Park area of the San Fernando Valley has reported hundreds of porn videos uploaded to various adult tube sites appear to have been filmed on his historic, stained red couch.

    “When a friend first sent me a link to one of the videos, I was sure it was just some kind of weird coincidence,” said Jeffrey Kaiser, the aggrieved owner of the property. “But as I started watching through ...
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    May 20th, 2015
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    By Abigail Cuthbert
    Special to YNOT


    RAY CITY, Ga.
    – Inspired by the rebranding of Morality in Media as the new National Center on Sexual Exploitation, we at the National Unitarian Temple for Justice, Optimism and Brotherhood (NUTJOB) have decided to change our name as well, in order to better reflect our identity, activities and the immense, ambitious scope of our Godly mission.

    Going forward, the movement heretofore known as NUTJOB will prosecute its ongoing crusade for decency ...
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    May 19th, 2015
    Business News
    content/attachments/23931-theagency-jpg.html By Stanley Milligram, PhD

    CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – If you’ve been paying attention to the news lately, then you know the scientific evidence of pornography’s detrimental effects on the human brain is beginning to stack up like filthy cords of sexually explicit firewood.

    From the groundbreaking survey work undertaken by my respected peer, Dr. Felipe Zamboni, to the increasing number of young men bravely revealing internet porn addiction as the root cause of their abject dweebishness, it has become ...
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    May 18th, 2015
    Legal and Politics News
    content/attachments/23923-election2015-jpg.html CENTREVILLE, Miss. – With the quadrennial national opportunity to vote for people named Clinton and/or Bush right around the corner, a morass of muckrakers, spin doctors and political hired guns are now working round the clock to dig up dirt on the opposition and perform damage control for their own camps.

    As the excavation for public humiliation progresses, already pornography has twice reared its not-half-bad-looking, if overly makeup-slathered head.

    First, there was the recycled hubbub ...
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    May 14th, 2015
    Sexuality News
    content/attachments/23912-ernesthemmingway_1935-jpg.html PALO ALTO, Calif.Excessive video gaming and online porn consumption are turning an entire generation of young men into “impotent fatties, loser geekoids and candy-ass nerdos” according to Felipe Zamboni, a famously goateed psychologist, author and professor antiquas at the University of California at Middlefield and Embarcadero (UCAME).

    Zamboni first came to prominence in the early 1970s when he co-authored a study about the psychological effects on a group of college students when they were told it ...
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    May 13th, 2015
    Legal and Politics News
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    By Dr. Gail Dense
    Special to YNOT


    BOSTON – If you have been watching the news this week, you’ve almost certainly heard the National Football League has come down pretty hard on the New England Patriots and their quarterback Tom Brady over the matter of deflated balls.

    For those who think Brady and the Patriots are getting what they deserve, I must ask: Where is your concern for the rest of the deflated balls in —this country? I’m speaking of the deflated balls possessed by ...
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    May 11th, 2015
    Legal and Politics News
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    By Earnest S. Hitter
    Special to YNOT


    OMAHA, Neb.
    – While criminal cases usually supply the legal profession’s most dramatic moments and most significant precedents — from the OJ Simpson trial’s “if the glove don’t fit, you must acquit” to the famous “he who smelt it dealt it” precedent established in the landmark case Wisconsin v. Cheesecutter — civil courts have never been short on intrigue, either.

    From the determined effort of administrative law judge Roy L. Pearson to obtain ...
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