December 5th, 2014
– In an announcement sure to elicit fierce yawns and aggressively ambivalent shoulder shrugs throughout the porn-viewing world, AVN revealed a certain washed-up former reality-TV cast member is still doing porn.
“Many predicted she would fade from porn stardom after one measly ass-fucked adventure, but they were wrong,” said E.Z. Lee Impresianado, a random adult industry spokesperson wearing a Hawaiian shirt and aviator sunglasses. “This young woman’s star is shining so brightly, she’s