• March 3rd, 2015
    Business News
    content/attachments/23506-ngono-jpg.html JAMBIANA, Zanzibar (TLD Newswire) – Online adult entertainment entrepreneurs, your attentions please: Today marks the beginning of an opportunity you must not be missing!

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    March 2nd, 2015
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    content/attachments/23494-cellphoneporn-jpg.html Note: The following is a translation of an interview that originally appeared in Ĉovek Magazine, reprinted with permission of the publisher. The article was prepared by an automated translation system, so certain grammatical and syntactic nuances may have been lost in translation.

    BELGRADE, Serbia – In exclusive new interview with Ĉovek Magazine, a fistful of horse-penis porno men lifted veil on subject of fake masculine orgasms in the pornography.

    We speak special to venerable porn man ...
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    February 27th, 2015
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    content/attachments/23483-pflogger-jpg.html MONTE VISTA, Calif. – Massive Tech Co., owner of the largely irrelevant, second-banana blogging platform Pflogger, announced a change in its content policy this week, effectively prohibiting blogs containing pornographic content.

    In an email sent to Pflogger users who mostly had forgotten about their adult Pflogger blogs (seeing as the platform last year disallowed publication of any manner of potentially revenue-generating links), Pflogger explained the changes to its content policy.

    “Dear ...
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    February 23rd, 2015
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    content/attachments/23459-beheading-jpg.html KALAMAZOO, Mich. – According to many of pornography’s most vocal critics, whether they be far-left feminists like Gail Dines or far-right moralists like Phil Burress, there is a causal relationship between porn use and a sweeping list of crimes and social ills, from sexual assault and soaring divorce rates to brain shrinkage and the lifting of God’s protection over America.

    When skeptics point to data that doesn’t fit the causality arguments of porn critics, the usual response is to deride the skepticism ...
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    February 19th, 2015
    Business News
    By Prudence Beecher
    Special to YNOT

    SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – I just don’t know what’s wrong with all of you filthy, disgusting porno people.

    No matter how many times you are told by experts pornography is causing serious harm to everyone and everything, you keep demanding “proof,” like there’s some rule out there saying an assertion has to be supported by fact in order to be true.

    Not only is this insistence on being shown “evidence” absurd and unreasonable, it’s ...
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    February 11th, 2015
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    content/attachments/23394-theater-jpg.html NEW YORK – While I appreciate fun, light-hearted romping in my entertainment as much as the next guy, there are some subjects which simply must be rendered in a dark, morose way in order to capture their true essence.

    I’m not interested, for example, in a re-imagining of Taxi Driver in which Travis Bickle is a gregarious, chatty, fun-loving guy who doesn’t murder a bunch of people. I like my taxi drivers bathed in blood and ever-hungry for vengeance, thank you very much.

    This is why I’m ...
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    February 6th, 2015
    Sexuality News
    By Archbishop Salvatore Corleone
    Special to YNOT

    – We live in a world of change, where new information, new technology and new ideas are constantly competing for our attention. One day we’re told to eliminate carbohydrates from our diets in order to lose weight, the next day we’re told the meat-heavy meals we switched to yesterday are clogging arteries and giving us heart disease.

    In such a world, where science and mere human wisdom are fundamentally flawed and never ...
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