Survey: American Women Have the Largest Breasts

LOS ANGELES – After a six-month-long survey of random users, a chat site believes it has the answer to an ages-old question: What country can lay...

Showtime Series Submits to Sportsheets

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – How far would you go to achieve sexual satisfaction? That’s the central question posed by the Showtime series...
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Utah Should Sue the Internet

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – When a man like Utah State Senator Todd Weiler bravely

Clinton Flogs Sanders with Porn, or Something

By Dewey Trueman Special to YNOT PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Breaking news: Bernie Sanders is in stable but elderly

Ignoring Porn, Arizona Identifies a Different Crisis

PHOENIX – After hearing what one of the resolution’s co-sponsors described as “very compelling testimony and highly

Close, But No Inserted Cigar

NATCHEZ, Miss. – A couple weeks back in this space, I wrote about the need for the porn industry to aim its

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Utah Should Sue the Internet

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – When a man like Utah State Senator Todd Weiler bravely takes a stand against a global scourge like pornography, inspiring his colleagues to join him in declaring smut to be the public health crisis pandemic we all know it...

Clinton Flogs Sanders with Porn, or Something

By Dewey Trueman Special to YNOT PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Breaking news: Bernie Sanders is in stable but elderly condition following a savage beating from political rival Hillary Clinton, who allegedly thrashed her opponent about the face using a book made entirely of pornography....